Trump Launches Crafty Curveball At Blowhard Hunter Biden

Former President Donald Trump is well known for not holding back his real thoughts on various developments in the media, and the current cocaine crisis at the White House is no different.

Indeed, Trump, who somehow never had any narcotics discovered in the White House during the entirety of his administration, is rather amused by the current predicament the Biden administration is dealing with.

“Does anybody really believe that the COCAINE found in the West Wing of the White House, very close to the Oval Office, is for the use of anyone other than Hunter & Joe Biden?” Trump queried, “But watch, the Fake News Media will soon start saying that the amount found was ‘very small,’ & it wasn’t really COCAINE, but rather common ground up Aspirin, & the story will vanish.”

One thing is for sure: The White House is definitely more keen to make the story vanish than to find the culprit who can apparently leave behind highly corrosive, dangerous substances in the White House.

On his part, Biden hasn’t bothered to confirm or deny anything regarding the cocaine scandal, as evidenced in a recent non-interaction with reporters.

“Any update on the cocaine investigation? Are you open to meeting Hunter’s daughter, Mr. President?” the reporters queried as Biden strode out of the White House, but the president boarded his plane in silence.

Humorously, the White House refuses to officially rule out whether or not the cocaine does indeed belong to Hunter.

Spokesman Andrew Bates deflected to the Hatch Act when asked about Trump’s commentary on the Bidens’ potential cocaine usage.

“I don’t have a response to that because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act,” Bates remarked crisply, with the Hatch Act referring to avoiding politicking while serving in official duties.

In other words, the Hatch Act is one that White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre routinely violates.

Unsurprisingly, Jean-Pierre also did what she does best: spewing propaganda and deception for the Biden administration.

“As you know, the President and the First Lady and their family were not here this weekend, as you all reported on this and as you also know that they left on Friday and returned just yesterday … Where this was discovered is a heavily-traveled area where many White House, West Wing, I should be even more specific, West Wing visitors come through this particular area. I just don’t have anything more to share,” Jean-Pierre brayed.

With respect, Ms. Jean-Pierre, you rarely have anything to share, never mind “anything more.”

However, Secret Service officials have also already strongly suggested that the culprit may “never be found.”

Well, how comforting.

Way to give foreign enemies really deranged ideas about further infiltration and subsequent havoc across the nation. After all, if the culprit who left powdery substances behind may “never be found,” who’s to say that a “visitor” to the White House in the future won’t leave behind an even more dangerous substance?

After all, the White House did evacuate over cocaine, underscoring the degree to which unknown powdery substances are obviously problematic.

Apparently zero safeguards in place for capturing individuals who may have left these substances behind is even more problematic, and potentially why the media has changed the alleged location in which the cocaine was found at least three separate times.

Clearly a lame attempt to cover up a clear blind spot at the White House … or clear evidence of Hunter and Joe going at it behind closed doors.

One thing is for certain: The insistence from “the Big Guy” on open borders could surely be explained by his own son’s apparent predilection for cocaine.

Author: Ofelia Thornton


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