Dems’ heads are surely exploding at the thought of seeing Trump’s face adorned to a new and deeply improved greenback.
Indeed, Representative Paul Gosar has made a rather compelling point regarding Bidenflation and Trump alike with his new proposal: H.R. 8620, the Treasury Reserve Unveiling Memorable Portrait (TRUMP) Act.
Under the auspices of this proposal, the Federal Reserve will begin to print $500 American bills … adorned with Trump’s face.
Imagine the Democrats pulling out their greenbacks for ill-begotten business deals, after only being forced to gaze directly upon the face of a man who has steadily exposed them all.
And Gosar provided ample justification for his plan, which he outlined at length in a press release.
“As Bidenflation continues to devalue our currency, the issuance of $500 bills featuring President Trump by the Treasury offers several practical advantages,” Gosar declared.
Hilarious. After all, the “elite” are already threatening the world with $500+ bowls of rice in the future, not to mention a diet of bugs and fake meat.
$500 bills would fit the course anyway.
Though there are other practical advantages in the meantime.
“First, larger-value currency will empower Americans with the freedom of more tangible options to save and exchange goods and services,” Gosar declared.
Indeed.
“Additionally, the absence of large-denomination currency issued by the Treasury encourages Americans to rely on digital banking, which faces greater vulnerability to surveillance and censorship,” Gosar continued.
Seriously.
After all, Big Brother is already stalking individuals who dare to donate to MAGA, shop at Bass Pro Shops, or apparently even purchase Bibles online, as all of those activities are apparently indicative of “extremism.”
Which is rather ironic, considering the Dems’ coddling of pro-Hamas terrorist students on campus.
“Furthermore, from a collector’s perspective, these $500 Trump bills will become highly sought after, generating revenue for the government through increased demand for numismatic items. Collectors often covet currency with unique designs and historical significance and bills featuring the very popular 45th President will attract considerable attention from collectors. This will no doubt create a market for the $500 Trump bills far beyond their face value and increase the seigniorage earnings of the government, thus increasing overall revenues,” Gosar added.
Indeed, they will be.
Given Hunter’s constant need for cash to fund his various habits, it would be amazing if he were to use $500 Trump bills to entrap himself in yet another drug deal, or yet another unsavory exchange with human trafficked women.
Or perhaps stacks of $500 Trump bills may be found in openly corrupt Dems’ houses, such as Senator Bob Menendez and his shady dealings with North African nations.
Regardless, Trump always seems to find victory one way or another, and a $500 bill would be just fantastic.
Author: Jane Jones
