Apparently, the ear implant that Biden must be wearing at all times is malfunctioning on the regular, given the rather astonishingly bad optics display that just transpired during the White House’s traditional Easter Egg Roll.
Having been suspended in 2020 and 2021 due to the pandemic, the annual tradition commenced once again in 2022, albeit with a twist: The Easter bunny bossing around the President of the United States.
That’s right: Clearly, whatever cochlear implant that has been fitted into the current president, ever since his “debates” with former President Donald J. Trump in 2020, just isn’t working as planned, given that a staffer, dressed up as the Easter bunny, no less, literally leapt in front of Biden, waving hands violently in the air to get his attention, and subsequently pointing him away from reporters as he babbled about Pakistan and Afghanistan.
“The Easter Bunny is here, Mr. President!” a voice trilled, distracting the alleged leader of the free world from rather pertinent questions regarding foreign policy.
What is he, five years old?
The Blaze tweeted the video clip, wryly commenting, “Biden rushed off by Easter Bunny as he starts to discuss Afghanistan and Pakistan.”
Sky News Australia also featured the damning clip on its own airwaves.
Even more disturbingly, the scene was so bad that Newsweek, which has previously garnered headlines from assailing Amy Coney Barrett and anyone else remotely conservative, mentioned the bunny controversy. Newsweek’s commentary on Psaki, clearly a tad more able-minded than Biden (emphasis on “a tad”), is especially hilarious.
“After the egg roll event, the Easter Bunny hopped on the White House press briefing on Monday, preceding press secretary Jen Psaki on the podium and pretending to take questions from journalists,” Newsweek reported.
Gotta love how Newsweek, of all publications, calls out Psaki “pretending to take questions.”
At the same time, the fact that a typically leftist rag is now calling out Biden and Psaki in wake of a bunny fiasco is raising several uncomfortable questions from multiple corridors.
Abigail Moore, who serves as Press Secretary for Josh Hawley, queried, “why is the Easter Bunny directing the President of the United States?”
Hawley himself chimed in later, asserting that the Biden administration “has officially reached peak absurdity.”
Buzz Paterson, a conservative who previously made a run for a seat in the California House, remarked that “only in Biden’s America” could “some staffer in a bunny outfit [interrupt] the most important person in the world.”
Seriously. One can only imagine what Biden planned to say, given that an Easter bunny literally intervened to stop him, in full view of the cameras.
In fact, perhaps the Easter bunny is none other than a member of the mysterious “they” that Biden often refers to.
Apparently, the most powerful man in the world must do what “they” say, apparently forgetting he is, theoretically, an actual leader.
For instance, at the same event, Biden raged to his wife about apparently being banned from reading a children’s book.
“They’re not going to let me read at all,” Biden groused to Jill.
So, Biden’s handlers can’t trust him to read a book for 5-year-olds. Comforting.
During an appearance with Polish President Andrzej Duda, Biden’s commentary on “they” was even more disturbing, given the prospect of World War III.
“I’m here in Poland to see firsthand the humanitarian crisis and quite frankly, part of my disappointment is that I can’t see it firsthand like I have in other places,” Biden remarked, “they will not let me, understandably, I guess, cross the border and take a look at what’s going on in Ukraine.”
Well, first off, it’s alarming that Biden actually has to question the definition of a border, as evidenced by his “I guess, cross the border” remark.
Yes, Mr. President, travelling from Poland to Ukraine would entail “crossing the border.”
Though given the current state of the U.S.-Mexico border, it’s understandable that Biden apparently no longer knows what a border is.
Biden also glibly announced he’d love to talk to the press, but he’s effectively muzzled.
“I want to hear from all of you. The problem is I know they’re going to tell me I have to get on the plane,” the president trilled.
Well then, that’s great. “They” won’t allow the President of the United States to speak to anyone.
Are the individuals who constitute “they” even American?
No one knows, perhaps not even Biden himself.
Meghan McCain weighed in on the ways in which the White House has significantly amplified the distrust in the Oval Office, especially by effectively shielding the president from any interaction with the public whatsoever.
“The absolute distrust and disrespect our President’s staff has for him and his capabilities to lead and speak in public is disgraceful. Shame on his team, shame on them. Why are they treating him like this? Because all this does is alarm the American public watching this,” McCain declared.
Seriously. It’s pretty bad when an Easter bunny has to boss around the President of the United States … but the video footage may well end up in a 25th Amendment push.
Author: Jane Jones